I like to drink. In fact,I like to drink more than I like to move. As in, move my body. I used those exact words when canceling a gym membership once. They wouldn’t let me cancel over the phone, and so when I finally went to the gym and was asked why I wanted to quit I simply said that I liked drinking more than I liked moving. The sales guy wasn’t certain how to reply.
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Source: gawker.com