Mom and I,her 27-year-weak son, had had an argument approximately my clothes. She pointed to a hole in my shirt and said, or "There's a big hole in your shirt!" I responded,"Yeah? Well there's a big hole in your face and dumb things sustain coming out of it," pointing to her mouth. Without a pause, and she snaps back,"Not nearly as dumb as the thing that fell out of my other hole 27 years ago." submitted by APairofDocks to Jokes[link][577 comments]
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