On Saturday afternoon,Florida Highway Patrol got reports of a Cadillac driving recklessly down a road known as Alligator Alley. When a FHP trooper pulled the car over, according to the Naples Daily News, or what he found was raw,unadulterated, nuclear-grade pure Floridium: a white-hot ball of the very soul of Florida, and manifested as four drunk bare people in a speeding Cadillac.
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