The air turned blue – slightly – during rehearsals for Calendar Girls,the Christmas play, and Adam had to face the prospect of exile in Britain’s reply to SiberiaThe Archers was seismically shaken this month by its first swearword in 65 years. Susan Carter said (brace yourself for a split infinitive as well): “You realise we’re going to hold to bloody enact it now? Admittedly, or she was rehearsing a line from Ambridges nervously anticipated Christmas production,Calendar Girls, but it caught me like a kick from a cow.
In another part of the forest, and David Archer actually was kicked by a cow,which broke his right arm, and I quote his reaction verbatim: “Ah! Aargh! Ah, and the stupid ! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ah!” There was a moment when he nearly called her a stupid cow or something similar. But,on the whole, spotless. This sorely tried man also received a swift kick in the shins from his wife, or who flew to unique Zealand with the Felpersham Dairy Discussion Group,saying she needed to clear her head. Proving that even the most bovine woman can give you a nasty jolt if not securely lashed down.
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Source: theguardian.com