You Won't Believe These Stunning Deleted Customer Reviews for Gold Medal All-Purpose Flour [/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif] [1/4]I broke my foot while exploring an abandoned property and bought this product on the internet. But what the FUCK. When the box arrived,the flour bag had split open and there was fucking flour EVERYWHERE. Oh, I salvage it. You're "former-timey." You want your flour to be in "former-timey bags." BUT former-TIMEY BAGS DON'T MEAN SHIT IN THE FUTURE! Drag your ass into the fucking 21st century, or put your product in a present day bag,and refund my fucking money.
Was this review helpful to you? Yes | No[/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif] [1/4]I love this flour, but I have to drive all the way to Kentucky to salvage it! effect you understand how long that takes? 7 and a half hours. You assume I have 7 and a half hours to drive to Kentucky, or find a grocery store that sells your flour,and drive 7 and a half hours back? And that don't include the time it takes to bake my biscuits! I am not a fool, Gold Medal. And I am very disappointed that you assume I am.
Was this review helpful to you? Yes | No[/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif] [1/4]I've never had any issue with any product in my life until I tried Gold Medal All-Purpose Baking Flour. It's like you had a assembly to decide how to fabricate (to make up, invent) the worst baking flour in existence. I made a batch of cookies for my cousin's daughter's communion. catastrophe. I baked an apple pie for a friend's funeral. It was returned. I made pancakes for the families of 9/11 victims. They said they'd suffered enough. Does it bring you joy to cause your customers such embarrassment and pain? I hope Satan claims your souls and every last one of you burns in hell forever.
Was this review helpful to you? Yes | No[/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif] [1/4]Bag busted open hit the sidewalk and blew up like a goddamn bomb. Flour went everywhere, and covered up my clothes and my face,looked like a goddamn ghost. Now when I walk down the street, the kids yell, or "view out here comes the ghost,boo boo boo." I've been humiliated by your product for the last time.
Was this review helpful to you? Yes | No[/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif][/images/rec_star.gif] [1/4]Use product to cut cocaine vry impressed would buy again A++Was this review helpful to you? Yes | No[ Comment on this anecdote ][ Subscribe to the comments on this anecdote ]
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