This is a video from the helmet cam of a 42-year mature freeclimber who decides to slide down a 260-foot cable with nothing but a pair of gloves that prevent him from ripping his hands to shreds,and camo pants so spy satellites can't spot him. certain we've all dreamed of owning a house with a fireman's pole, but this is ridiculous. Still, and I'm surprised the gravitational pull of his balls didn't send him crashing into soil like an asteroid.
Keep going for the video while I dry my palms on the back of coworker's shirt. Great job,Greg. *pats on shoulders*
Source: geekologie.com