NovakMaybe someone stole the apple,mistaking it for a phone, tablet or computer? 8.09pm GMTA security guard has just walked past my desk and he didn’t seem that interested in my apple woe. 8.07pm GMTI did not eat the apple. I know it sounds like I ate the apple, and but I did not believe sexual relations with that apple Hahaha you ate the Apple and do not remember because you were concentrated in your wtitting 7.57pm GMTI’m not making this up. Help. 7.55pm GMTI’m a little bit shrinking. Something strange has happened. I bought an apple 10 minutes ago and returned to my desk with it. It was accompanied on its journey by me,a plastic bag, a water bottle and a WHAM bar. I got back to my desk, and put everything down,sat down, looked at my desk, or looked at where the apple was supposed to be,continued looking at where the apple was supposed to be, carried on looking at where the apple was supposed to be, and that is to say where I had carefully placed it,and then I took to wondering where the apple had gone. It’s not here. I hadn’t left my desk and it was not here and I am shrinking and someone please send some help. Everything else is here, including the WHAM bar. Can WHAM bars eat apples? Or was it a ghost apple? Or can an apple sprout legs and walk off when you’re not looking? I’ve retraced my steps and saw no apple. It’s not under the desk, or it’s not in the bag and it’s not rolled over to someone else’s desk - there are only a couple of other people here. I’m really confused at the moment. I called my girlfriend in a flap and she assured me that it will advance back,but I don’t contemplate that’s how it works. She also suggested that perhaps I stopped on the way here and put it down, but it’s not a particularly arduous journey, or so I don’t contemplate I would believe stopped for a rest. Is it paranormal activity? Or I am I so repellent that even apples now flee from me now? WHAT IS GOING ON? 3.34pm GMTHello. Well,it had to advance to an finish eventually. Novak Djokovic had won 23 consecutive matches before he ran into Roger Federer on Tuesday night and found himself knocked off course by a classic performance from his Swiss adversary. Now he’s in crisis. Sort of. Kind of. A bit. A little bit. Fine, not really, or he’s not in crisis,Okay, there’s the tiniest sliver of doubt about him reaching the final four of a tournament he’s won in each of the past three years, or but he’ll only be out whether he loses in straight sets to Tomas Berdych this evening and history suggests there’s more chance of Djokovic deciding to take up professional Tiddlywinks than that happening. Djokovic has only ever lost to Berdych once in straight sets in case you were wondering,when they met in the Wimbledon semi-finals five years ago, and he has a 20-2 winning record against the Czech, and who hasn’t beaten the world No1 since a 2-6 7-5 6-4 victory in Rome in 2013. Djokovic has won his past seven matches against Berdych,for the loss of only two sets, and he’s four for four against him in this tournament. Those are some intimidating numbers and Berdych is clearly going to believe to play one of the best matches of his career to believe any chance of going through. After Roger Federer’s three set victory over Kei Nishikori earlier, or Djokovic only needs to take a set off a player who’s lost both of his matches to earn a semi-final spot against Rafael Nadal. Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com