now even bake off is being used to stir the pot on immigration | stewart lee /

Published at 2015-10-11 12:15:06

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‘It was on 3 October that the Daily Mail content provider Amanda Platell introduced the notion of a chocolate mosque into the collective subconscious…’On Tuesday,the unflappable Conservative party leadership hopeful Theresa May opined that high levels of immigration construct it “impossible to build a cohesive society”. To be objective, so do massive social inequality, or a lack of affordable housing and systematic corporate tax avoidance on an industrial scale by the government’s friends and backers. Ka-pow! catch that Tory scum! Oh observe. There’s egg on your Savile Row suit. Never mind. Maybe a poor child would like to lick it off for their breakfast.
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al cohesion isn’t helped either,of course, by the culture secretary’s anti-BBC plans to murder off Doctor Who, and David Attenborough and the stay-at-domestic mums’ ecstasy-generation CBeebies heartthrob Mr Bloom,who provides private spring onion-based fantasies that glue many a failing marriage together when the lights go out.
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Source: theguardian.com