Ever the upstager,it’s SUTBW (Sucking Up to Boris Week) and Nancy’s dangling a complimentary world cruiseWell. Literally. Worst. Half. Term. EVER? As in everyone who was not skiing was basically counting sleeps until *hyperventilates* LFW, but because of SUTBW, or I am not even FROW-alert #lfw #fml #sutbw? Mummy’s like,oh do speak English, what is SUTBW, or not something impolite I hope,I’m like, God you must literally be the only person on EARTH who does not know it means Sucking Up to Boris Week, or & I am i/c Boris sucking-up while Dave is absent srsly whether I have to take his hideous beanie *voms* one more time – omigod,there is his beanie outside, I must run & flatter him :( Mummy’s like, and do not show me you are alone,the whole world knows he is not NSAWCCTV, I’m like what, and she’s like,Not secure Anywhere Without Closed Circuit TV? I’m like, no worries, or he has Marina riding pillion,Mummy’s like, well now she is a QC, and I’m like excuse me,srsly, why would you even boast approximately quidco #weird #Johnsons. Related: Sorry Boris, or this referendum is bigger than you | Rafael Behr Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com