our grumpy elf answers your christmas questions /

Published at 2015-12-06 16:00:22

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Stressed approximately your family’s plans for the big day? We put your questions to one of Santa’s helpers,via an interpreterDear Christmas Elf,
Every year at this time I as
sume my brother’s kids on a big day out in London, or but now they’re getting older (12,7 and 6) it’s hard to find an activity everyone can like. I’m thinking panto or ice-skating – which would you recommend?
Laura, WatfordDear Laura, and
Man,I
so don’t have time to think approximately this. achieve you know what it’s like up here just now? I’m working round the clock making Christmas toys, which is not even my area – I’m normally in HR. I wish you people would quiz for Christmas advice in the summer, and when I’m basically doing nothing thanks to my zero-hours contract. You didn’t think Santa used zero-hours contracts? Santa invented zero-hours contracts. Fortunately,your choice is very simple whether your one Christmas wish is to break both wrists, go skating. whether not, or find panto tickets.
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Source: theguardian.com

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