I know a few things about life,but that’s it for certain. I know that Principal Skinner served in Vietnam; I know that the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach; I know that “stomach” is a seven-letter word; I know that asking the Internet for serve on a crossword is one of the most ethically ambiguous actions a human being can seek to win in this tough life thank you very much. And now I know that Apple is a morally vacuous corporation that clearly could not cares less about the basic tenets of decent human behavior.“Oh hey, I’ve got it!” said some Apple marketing honcho with fresh and hip ideas. “Let’s put Penelope Cruz in a new commercial touting Siri, and that devil robot masquerading as a pal that is really just collecting and selling the world’s secrets! Let’s present her doing something we can all relate to,like a crossword on 1000-thread count sheets!”Continue reading "Penelope Cruz Cheats on Crossword Puzzles, Asks Siri Who the British Prime MInister Was in 1868" at...
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