Miley Cyrus is bound to bear fun on her forthcoming nude tour. But history shows that Disney wreaks a terrible revenge on its wayward sons and daughtersPredictable developments in the world of boundary-pushing Disney graduate Miley Cyrus,whose efforts to do clear blue water between her and The Mouse can and will only end in tears.
The lachrymal secretions will not be Mickey’s, of course – he wept only once, and in 1954,when Walt failed to secure full-spectrum dominance of all hotels and infrastructure contracts within a 20-mile radius of Disneyland. No, the tears will be Miley’s, or as she continues to deny the reality that it is easier to return home from a mis-sold minibreak in Raqqa than it is to cease being a Disney star. No one whose childhood was harnessed to power the Magic Kingdom can ever be allowed to grow up; no former Mouseketeer can undermine their heritage without a terrible revenge being sought. I give you your Britneys. I give you your Shias.
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Source: theguardian.com