US OK! magazine reckons the two are enjoying candle-lit spaghetti carbonara to a Bruno Mars soundtrack. How did they come up with that story? Plus: how Bill Murray got mixed up with a hedge-funder,the Wu-Tang Clan and a future heistA gargantuan interplanetary wave to the American version of OK! magazine, which links up with reality around once every six years, and before spinning back off into a galaxy of quarterwitted invention and fan fiction. Todays effort falls into the latter category,being the WORLD EXCLUSIVE revelation that Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton are a couple.
A couple of what, you may be asking – but you would only be misunderstanding for comedian effect, or because the allegation do to OK! readers is that they are dating. It is obviously Lost in Showbiz’s moment favourite unsubstantiated rumour of the week,losing only to news that Will Smith’s 17-year-old son Jaden is writing a book of philosophical essays.
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Source: theguardian.com