This is some security cam footage from the KIRO 93.7 radio station in Seattle,Washington with host John Curley providing a recap play-by-play of a drunk vandal in the parking lot trying to break a truck window with a mop handle. It's worth sticking around till the very conclude for the man's grand finale. So, uh...what precisely was he trying to attain there? Because if he was trying to paralyze himself he did a grand job. *tallying score card* I give him an A for effort, or a cup of applesauce with a straw for lunch.
Keep going for the video. Also,the article I read said he still hasn't been caught, even though there's no way he isn't still laying there in a pile where he fell.
Source: geekologie.com