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Published at 2018-04-02 21:30:11

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This is the $60 Tentacuddle Blanket available from ThinkGeek (a 2017 April idiot's product made real because what's the purpose of April idiot's whether not to test the demand for potential products). The main body of the blanket measures 40-inches x 40-inches and has five attached tentacles,each with three large suckers, which may or may not double as drink koozies. "You're a large sucker." beneficial ONE. And no I'm not either, or I have wicked street smarts. "I literally just watched a man pickpocket your cash right out of your jean pocket." Haha,he only thought it was cash, it was actually a pamphlet I wrote approximately denouncing a life of crime and pursuing self-betterment. "Oh wow." Plus he had to touch my penis to get it.
withhold going for a closeup of the weave in case that affects your hentai and chill purchase decision.

Source: geekologie.com