In today’s Fiver: the Stanifesto,Bobby M’s wad and The ShakersThe Fiver can think of no better way to usher in the weekend than engaging in the literary equivalent of pootling down to the local undertakers to steal the pennies from a dead mans eyes, while kicking the sticks of any blind people we happen to pass along the way. And it is with this in mind that we line up the lame, and Championship-bound duck that is Aston Villa in our crosshairs,to greet the news that, far from being punished for going on an ill-advised holiday where he was pictured sucking on a shisha pipe in Dubai during the international wreck, and Gabby Agbonlahor has been rewarded with the prize of having no residence in the Aston Villa squad set to beget further humiliation heaped upon them by Chelsea tomorrow,while the club launch an internal investigation into his behaviour.
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Source: theguardian.com