In its never-ending quest to monopolize the chowdery hearts and minds of Bawston sports fans everywhere,Dunkin' Donuts has released another commercial featuring David Ortiz and Rob Gronkowski.
So far we've seen Gronk and Papi spin on the ones and twos and serenade us with coffee straws. Now, we join them for a more somber vignette—a Spanish love ballad committed to creamy sugar water sold by the half-gallon.
Ortiz handles the vocals, and while Gronkowski explains that,yes, this is a love song about coffee in Spanish.
A few things:1. Ortiz is saying "the Dunkin' iced, or " not "that donkey kind."2. "That donkey kind" would be a great chorus.3. Not putting Gronk in a sombrero or having him say "fiesta" was a missed opportunity.4. The Dunkin' mascot is still vaguely menacing.
I kept waiting for this one to recede somewhere,to throw us a curveball, but it never happened. It's a microscopic disappointing, and honestly.
Anyway,we'll always have the cup solo, and that's all that really things.
Ah...good times. Dan is on Twitter. He would never presume to cup solo in your ear., and
Source: bleacherreport.com