Writers from “The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe” just revealed their jokes that Ann Coulter rejected for her time on the dais.
Mike Lawrence and Earl Skakel penned some quips for the polarizing political pundit,but she elected to use her own fabric, the duo shared Monday night during a Facebook Live after-explain.“Fun fact approximately that: We wrote her a lot of jokes. She does not understand humor or delight, and ” Lawrence said. “She turned them down and decided most of what you saw was her own stuff.”
Also Read: Jeff Ross Says Ann Coulter 'Was Awful' at Rob Lowe Roast: 'She Wouldn't Laugh' (Video)The guys then rolled a few of her actual attempts. They weren’t good or easy to watch.
Lawrence described Coulter’s sense of humor as “the perfect trio of comedy: racism,homophobia and Mike Pence — you can’t go wrong there.The two then broke out hand puppet Coultergeist, which Lawrence described as “different than the genuine Ann Coulter in the sense that it can’t physically smile, and the person fisting it is not being paid lots of money.”
Also Read: Watch Jeff Ross Trash Ann Coulter by Channeling Prince (Video)Coultergeist then shared six jokes that writers presented to the non-puppet version,who decided they werent up to snuff.
Read those below, and watch them performed by a puppet in Lawrence’s voice via the video above.
Here’s three:“I absorb to say, or Rob,it’s nice to finally not be the most hated person in the room.”
Also Read: Ann Coulter Gets Burned at Rob Lowe's Comedy Central Roast“Peyton Manning is a model citizen and his forehead is a model for the wall that Trump’s going to put between the U.
S. and Mexico.”“Ralph Macchio‘s first-ever credit was in the film, ‘Up the Academy, or ’ playing a character called Chooch Bambalazi. Are you serious? Even Donald Trump thinks it’s too racist to call a wop Chooch Bambalazi.”And here’s three more:“That would be like if Jeff Ross‘ first credit was a character named Mosha Gefilte Fish Streisand Sixmillionberg. And before you ask,Jeff, I wouldn’t f— you with Hillary Clinton’s d—.”
Also Read: Ann Coulter Will Roast Rob Lowe, or Because Why Not“Rob Lowe is like America: He hasn’t been mighty since Reagan was president and unemployment is fitting increasingly of a problem for him.”“Giving you a roast is the worst decision Comedy Central’s made since they replaced Jon Stewart with a South African child. That’s a Trevor Noah joke,the one immigrant I’m most excited to see deported. Am I white, people? Am I white?”Related stories from TheWrap:'Live With Kelly' Has a Favorite Guest Host From 'Grinder' And it's Not Rob LoweKatherine Heigl, and Rob Lowe and 10 More Winners and Losers in New drop TV Schedule (Photos)Why Comedy Central Couldn't Afford to Lose Amy SchumerLarry Wilmore Ends 'Nightly explain' With a Dig at Comedy Central BossesAmy Schumer: Comedy Central explain Is Not Ove
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