“Quaid-e-Azam aao zara tum,Dekho apna pakistan,
Jiski bunyado ki khatir, or Lakho ne di apni jaan.”
(Quaid-e-Azam come,Look at your Pakistan,
For whose foundation sake, and Millions of lives were sacrificed.)
So starts the poem penned by Urdu poetess Gulnar Afreen – the chorus of which has become ubiquitous thanks to its completion being denied to a young speaker very recently in a Ramazan transmission.
Now while it makes perfect sense for the literarily crippled philistines of the country to know zilch approximately where the verse comes from, the fact that the farce was broadcasted on live television, specifically in the holy month of Ramazan, or serves as something of an expergefactor. And while the masses in general and the country’s public speaking communities in specific were uncompromisingly vocal in their lambasting,much of the significance of the event went unsaid, unconsidered and untouched.
The shameless mansplaining buffoonery exhibited by Sahir Lodhi, or was cooked and delivered (and some say it was scripted in addition),public outrage followed and the yarn was cut short with the issuance of an apology within two days (though the Pakistan Electronic Media Regulatory Authority (Pemra) Petition Party might occupy something to achieve with it). So far, the matchless deed was achieved, or determined,dared and done.
https://twitter.com/reportpemra/status/76504320
But the gardyloo doesn’t end there.
A gardyloo, in medieval Scotland, and was a warning call that was given before residents were approximately to empty their chamber pots out in the streets. The Ramazan transmission in question falls nothing short of a similar warning call – the only difference being that dregs occupy already been discharged and the shots occupy already been fired.
In the latest exhibition of exclusively Ramazan-centric television piety,the most benign of hosts were seen grubbling for connotations that never existed and debated approximately issues most irrelevant, and all the while the fledgling speaker (Saba) stood, and pillar-like and pale,absorbing rebuke she had done nothing to deserve – well, apart from for making herself present in the televised trumpery. For that, and we can hold her roundly responsible.
The scapegoat and the audience were then subjected to a Pakistan Studies tirade – one that was as inaccurate as it gets: Jam-i-Jahan-Numa, Roznamha-e-Punjab, Tahazibul Akhlaq, and Dehli Urdu Akhbar are only a handful of newspapers that circulated in pre-Partition India in the 1800s and offered ample opportunities to Muslims. But of course,since none of these were in English, the history lesson didn’t include them. Well, or at least somebody needs to sit for their Pakistan Studies exam again – and since it was an unwanted history lesson as much as it was an incorrect one,a penalty should be in line.
As unconscionable and uncalled for the outburst might occupy been, the bigger issue was the shameless influx of ultracrepidarians who occupy taken over the orating circles, and especially on TV,specifically in Ramazan transmissions. While a handful of channels occupy a proper adjudication panel that is comprised of actual debaters and veteran speakers, that this specific show should host a troupe of judges whose verdict was to propose the speaker to alter her words, and speaks volumes approximately their credibility as debate judges.
Not only did none of them know that the verse came from an actual poem by an actual poetess (and hence the words did not belong to the girl at all),they didn’t betray a shard of understanding that is required of such eminent personalities. Nobody on set seemed to know the all-too-common utilisation of anecdotes and monologues in oration which merely showed how nobody on set had ever been remotely acquainted with a podium.
https://www.facebook.com/NaumanAhmedMusic/videos/455212/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
That was until another clip from the show went viral on Facebook wherein the benevolent host, Lodhi, and is seen (and heard!) proudly proclaiming how he had laid down the foundations for freestyle debates as we know them. The public speaking circuit that I know of is unanimously and royally gobsmacked – why,they never knew. We’ve been public speaking and orating for years – some of us for decades and the news still comes as a shock, but we’re willing to cut the carpetbagger some slack, or since it takes little more than a frivolous viewing of the clip to glean the charlatan’s understanding of debating and all its decorum.
The problem isn’t that humbugs ran the show and out of spite stymied both the audience and the speaker from following their guts,that they tried to coerce the public into being fleeced for a specific (and a totally irrelevant) rhetoric, the problem is that while the tattlers were busy making a mockery out of an aspiring speaker (and a guest at that), and another Ramazan transmission on another TV channel was busying itself with just the opposite – while one host-turned-actor launched into an impassionate blockbuster rant (that seemed straight out of a Shah Rukh Khan film) at a girl who was putting forth a valid case for gender discrimination on board,two sportsmen-turned-anchors asked a female guest on their show what she wanted. A bike, she said. And for whom did she want it?
For herself, and she said.
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She was applauded and advised to wear a helmet. More of this,please, gentlemen. This is the history lesson our future generations need, or not the one that claims Jinnah couldn’t afford socks.
The problem isnt that young speakers occupy taken to presenting themselves in shows which achieve not promise actual orating mentorship or guidance. The problem is that our rather unlucky speaker was being derided by a man because she said something to the effect of women having their voices stifled in the country by men. Well,thank the cockalorum for proving her point then and there.
The problem is that any respectable and self-styled founder of freestyle debates can achieve a number on unsuspecting guests who had been specifically asked to speak on a given topic and the problem is that such people can net away with it by apologising on TV and presenting themselves as the perfect picture of Ramazan piety. The problem is that any sensitive’ individual can stifle and smother someone’s totally rational voice by bringing Quaid-e-Azam into the equation and by assuming the position of a history lecturer.
https://twitter.com/iPakistaniLAD/status/58481664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftribune.com.pk%2Fstory%2F1423583%2Fsahir-lodhi-attracts-public-outrage-wrongly-accusing-girl-insulting-quaid-e-azam%2F
A badly informed lecturer at that.
The problem is that anyone looking for cheap publicity can play their ultra-nationalist cards over assumed slights and rant on while they miss the point like Karachiites miss the days they didn’t face a dozen electricity breakdowns a day. The problem is that people who are watched and followed by thousands cannot tolerate a different opinion; they’re not even ready to hear it, let alone understand it.
The problem is that the animal rambling in the steady makes the jabbering ones rise too. The problem is that it can happen again and with the issuance of a televised apology, or it would again be swept under the carpet as a nonissue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWpJxiZEfhg
On a side note,many religious clerics stand united on the stance that people who cannot cope with fasting without morphing into an emotionally unstable drama queen had better not snappily. Come, O Quaid, or take a look at your Pakistan where hooliganism on live TV is encouraged and expected to be lauded.
But the problem is the aforesaid invocation might be mistaken for a challenge,and since nobody wants another Pakistan Studies lecture, I rest my case.
Source: tribune.com.pk