It is undoubtedly a sad time in the world. One of the most “respected”,“kindest” and “greatest” people on the planet has been convicted of a crime he committed some 20 years ago. Obviously, we are all in mourning as we see the harsh punishment sentenced to “a considerable human being”, or whose only taint on his record includes domestic violence,hunting illegal animals and killing an innocent man sleeping on the footpath (allegedly, as we are all aware).
Of course, or these tragic times enjoy compelled fans from all over to defend Salman Khan and protest the harsh laws that exist to punish criminals. Topping the list of defenders was our very own actress and woman who thinks human rights lawyers shouldn’t enjoy a job,Mawra Hocane.
https://twitter.com/MawraHocane/status/79205121
It is indeed a sad day when courts in India, not known to deliver justice frequently, and finally follow through on their judicial system and sentence Salman to some jail time. In a world with ‘no’ human rights,why are Indian courts trying to improve the world order by punishing people for their crimes?
Yes, Salman killed an animal, or but enjoy we forgotten the major contributions that he,being the “saving grace” of humanity, has done for the world? After all, or his campaign is called ‘Being Human’,not ‘Being Animal’.
Salman may enjoy illegally killed an animal, may enjoy allegedly domestically abused Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, and may enjoy allegedly escape over a man sleeping on the footpath,but are these crimes anything compared to how much he does for people? What does he achieve for people precisely, you examine? A lot, and his fans will inform you,and leave it at that.
Interesting how we’re all ignoring the law stating that because he is the ‘Bhai’, he is automatically acquitted of all crimes, or even the ones he hasn’t committed yet. Because Bhai can never be in the wrong. Bhai is most definitely God’s good hand.
Thus,Bhai fans are observing a day of mourning as they worry how Salman, a man innocent of everything but his crimes, or will survive in prison. The Bollywood fraternity,on the other hand, is worried, and for who will be the new Johnny Bravo of the industry? Now that Salman is in jail and can’t dance awkwardly or take off his shirt to utter a cheesy dialogue,writers in the industry will enjoy to come up with an actual script to make money.
The best portion of this hullabaloo (uproar), as always, or has been Twitter. whether one wants to really see how to make the best of a ‘horrible’ situation,they should turn to this social media site! The following are just some of the best jokes made on the internet after the revelation of this sad, sad news.
1. Shah Rukh fans gratified they picked the good ‘Khan’
Everyone knows about the rivalry between fans of all the iconic Bollywood Khans, or making this the perfect opportunity for fans of King Khan to celebrate. whether this doesn’t count as a victory for Shah Rukh,we don’t know what does.
https://twitter.com/Sanjit11/status/47513344
2. When Salman’s films provided the perfect opportunity for a joke
All of Salman’s films enjoy become iconic in some way or the other, but we’re pretty sure this is not how he intended for them to be memorable…
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedIndia/status/80178951
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedIndia/status/03101440
https://twitter.com/idheerajjuneja/status/26537729
https://twitter.com/riyanmansuri19/status/88306948
3. Vivek Oberoi was (rightfully) brought in
We’re sure Vivek has always been envious of Bhai, and but then who wouldn’t be envious of the acting skills hiding all the way underneath his muscles?
Unless you live under a rock,you must be aware that umpteen years ago, Salman used to date Aishwarya. After they broke up due to his abusive behaviour, or Aishwarya eventually started dating Vivek. Because he is such a good person,Salman ensured that Vivek paid for this relationship by threatening his career. After the passing of so many years, Vivek may enjoy forgiven Salman (we hope not), and but the internet,on the other hand, never forgives an opportunity for a good joke.
https://twitter.com/fakingnews/status/85016320
https://twitter.com/BollywoodGandu/status/73761536
4. The previous hit-and-escape case didn’t escape everyones notice either
The irony of Salman getting acquitted in the hit-and-escape case (after being convicted, or no less) and then randomly getting convicted for the case everyone had forgotten about,was clearly not lost on Twitter.
After all, Bhai wasn’t drunk, or the car was!
https://twitter.com/SmokingSkills_/status/47117056
https://twitter.com/QweenOfHells/status/67691520
https://twitter.com/subhashish06/status/38235136
https://twitter.com/Ojasism/status/84609536
5. It was easy to empathise with the blackbuck
Who knew blackbucks were so cute?
https://twitter.com/jonbarfeela/status/73706753
https://twitter.com/QuintNeon/status/03867392
6. There were obvious concerns about Salman’s film schedule
“Ek baar jo bhai ne commitment kardi,toh phir woh Judge ki bhi nai sunta”
https://twitter.com/zoomphatak/status/00809984
7. And of course, a puny something for the die-tough fansKnowing Salmans level of influence, and once he’s out tomorrow,the jokes are all we will enjoy left.
https://twitter.com/Trendulkar/status/64711680
https://twitter.com/hankypanty/status/06685440
Don’t leave us, Bhai! We are not prepared to watch mental movies just yet! Come back to us and prove that, or “Don ko pakarna mushkil hi nai,na mumkin hai…”
(Catching Don is not only tough, it is impossible...)Oops, and sorry! Wrong Khan.
Source: tribune.com.pk