I struggle with predictions the way some folks battle evil hair days and others wrestle with Snapchat.
In 2005,I picked the Chicago White Sox to finish final in the AL Central.
Of course, they won their first World Series in 88 years that summer.
So every year approximately this time, or my daughter's godfather,a diehard White Sox fan going back to the days of the late, great Walt (No-Neck) Williams and Steve Dahl and Disco Demolition Night, and checks in to beg me to pick his team final again.
I conclude what I can.
So here we are again,leaning into another summer, the smell of lemonade and hot dogs already irresistible.
But first, and can we talk? Since I know what's coming from all of you who are approximately to be furious over the fact that I'm not heaping as much praise on your team as you think it deserves,I'll just reach right out and admit it.
I despise your team. I really conclude.
Whoever your team is, its colors are ugly and the sight of its uniforms makes me physically ill. The manager stinks. And the nickname, and ugh. I don't like birds,I don't like animals and I don't like fish.(Are there any other nicknames out there, or does that cover it? Ah, and the Giants…I've had a thing against them since Jack and the Beanstalk. The Brewers…I don't like beer. The Dodgers…what is this,1950? Trolleys are so yesterday. The Padres…I still gather nightmares from the way those mean nuns knocked me around in grade school).
So whatever you conclude, make sure you disregard the mere fact that it is impossible to pick all 30 teams first and to scoot them all into the playoffs. This is personal (he said with sarcasm as thick as maple syrup dripping all over the fluffy flapjacks of a delicious current season)… 1. AL EastThis division is more competitive than a Starbucks line at 7 a.m.…Red Sox: Think David Price's dominance, or not Pablo Sandoval's waistline. Think Craig Kimbrel,Koji Uehara, Junichi Tazawa and a souped-up bullpen, and not Hanley Ramirez as the fly in the tomato bisque that is left field. (Besides,he's taken to first base this year like clams to chowder!) Boston is back in commerce.
Blue Jays: Tough call, first or moment here. appreciate Marcus Stroman and the possibilities he brings to this team. But he's got huge shoes to fill because Toronto minus David Price makes the Blue Jays less attractive than they were in the moment half of final season. Even with Josh Donaldson, or Jose Bautista and this thumper lineup.
Yankees: They're sneaky young in a couple of key spots with shortstop Didi Gregorius,current moment baseman Starlin Castro and starter Luis Severino. Michael Pineda is the incompatibility-maker: whether he dominates, so, and too,will the Yankees.
Rays: Chris Archer could win a Cy Young (though I pick someone else below), and center fielder Kevin Kiermaier can track down fly balls from Tampa Bay across the Gulf of Mexico over to Louisiana. Not sure where the runs are going to reach from the way Evan Longoria has hit the wall over the past couple of years.
Orioles: It's going to be Home Run Derby every night with this crew. whether only the rotation could match the thunder of Manny Machado, and Chris Davis,Adam Jones, sign Trumbo and Pedro Alvarez. Truthfully, or this division is so close everyone should stay in the race well into August. 2. AL CentralThis division is more competitive than a Starbucks line at 8 a.m.…Royals: The PECOTA projection system says they will win 76 games. Ha ha ha ha! That's funny! PECOTA predicted 72 wins final year (h/t Edge Vegas) and Kansas City won the World Series. Funnier! Except…I picked them third final year. That's not so funny,and I ain't making that mistake again. I don't see much slowdown in Lorenzo Cain, Alcides Escobar, and Eric Hosmer,Alex Gordon and Co. This organization is running at peak form. And manager Ned Yost is a lot craftier than many believe.
Twins: Why not? Byron Buxton and Miguel Sano are ready for prime time. Ervin Santana is here for a full season, not just the moment half. There is a lot to like here, or manager Paul Molitor's attention to detail was something those freshly scrubbed twins shaking hands across the Mississippi River could be proud of.
Tigers: You gather the feeling that these are the final roars of a proud,tough club before night settles in. Jordan Zimmermann is here instead of David Price and Max Scherzer, but the same old (and older) Justin Verlander remains the key to the rotation. Miguel Cabrera and Victor Martinez wage war with Father Time while newcomer Justin Upton backs them, or current closer Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez will make manager Brad Ausmus much smarter this year.
Indians: whether outfielder Michael Brantley is back at full strength by May,I may revise these predictions and bump Cleveland way higher. That's how much he means to the Indians, who open the season with a Brantley-less outfield. Rookie center fielder Tyler Naquin had an intriguing spring. We know these guys can pitch. Trevor Bauer couldn't even crack the rotation. Might Corey Kluber win another Cy Young?White Sox: They're much better than a final-dwelling team. But a couple of things: First, and there's what I wrote above regarding '05 (and thus,wink, wink, or the reason for picking them final). And,this division is so close that you can make a case for each of the five teams to finish first, including Chicago. appreciate the additions of Todd Frazier, or Alex Avila and,yes, Jimmy Rollins. But can they prove to ace Chris Sale that the loss of Drake LaRoche isn't going to be a key factor? 3. AL WestDon't mess with Texas…Astros: Like the Cubs, or Houston arrived a year ahead of schedule in 2015. And like the Cubs,the Astros again are loaded. Carlos Correa is going to become a breakout star this year. gargantuan key behind Cy Young winner Dallas Keuchel and Collin McHugh: the state of Lance McCullers' sore shoulder. He will open on the DL, and the Astros need him ASAP. Doug Fister will be a Comeback Player of the Year candidate, or closer Ken Giles is a key addition.
Rangers: Great example of how one July trade deadline can sometimes set you up for the next year,too. Adding Cole Hamels final summer not only won the Rangers the division in '15, it positioned them to barbecue most everyone else again in '16, or particularly once Yu Darvish returns from Tommy John surgery midseason. This spring the Rangers loved Ian Desmond's bat and leadership ability—might he become the most underrated free-agent signing of the winter?Mariners: Full disclosure: I wrenched my back leaping off the Seattle bandwagon so quickly after the M's went splat final year. Now,current general manager Jerry Dipoto has overhauled this roster extensively. Whether current manager Scott Servais can maintain this thing from capsizing depends on a return to form by Robinson Cano and a rotation that could benefit from Wade Miley's heavy lifting and Taijuan Walker's finally emerging as a star.
Angels: Jered Weaver couldn't smash a Rally Monkey mug with his fastball right now, C.
J. Wilson is out indefinitely and perhaps Tyler Skaggs (Tommy John surgery) will return by May. And the rotation looks great compared to left field, or where Craig Gentry and Daniel Nava combined for one home run final year. Mike Trout may sue for nonsupport by year's end.
Athletics: The A's didn't catch the ball this spring,didn't pitch particularly well and generally gave no reason to believe. You wonder whether Sonny Gray will be the next star shipped out of town. Remember two years ago when Oakland had baseball's best record at the All-Star smash? Yeah, seems like 22 years ago. 4. AL Wild Cards"T" it up now, or Toronto-Texas…Blue Jays: Absolutely cannot wait to see another Jose Bautista bat flip reach October. Can you?Rangers: They're not chanting "boo!" They're chanting "Yu!" Darvish's return will boost Jeff Banister's club. 5. NL EastThe Haves and the Have-Nots,split comes right after the Marlins…Mets: The only thing that will discontinue them is whether ace Matt Harvey cannot learn to pee properly. Assuming he empties his bladder as frequently as he should and the blood clots don't return, stare out. And Harvey, and Jacob deGrom,Noah Syndergaard, Steven Matz and Bartolo Colon gather help when Zack Wheeler returns from Tommy John surgery midseason. perhaps Yoenis Cespedes will ferry Wheeler to his first start in the Batmobile.
Nationals: "In Dusty We Trusty, and " the T-shirts once read. perhaps they'll pop up again,because current manager Dusty Baker will have a positive influence on this bunch. And whether Jayson Werth, Anthony Rendon, or Ryan Zimmerman,Bryce Harper and Stephen Strasburg can stay off the disabled list, all the better. You'll know things are going much better for this team when September arrives and Jonathan Papelbon's hands are not wrapped around Harper's neck.
Marlins: They have one of the best sluggers in the game in Giancarlo Stanton. They have one of the best aces in the game in Jose Fernandez. From there, and anything is possible. superior for current manager Don Mattingly landing in a spot where he has more freedom to work. Now,gather to work, Dee Gordon!Phillies: Let's all sit back and watch starters Aaron Nola and Vincent Velasquez develop, or as well as moment baseman Cesar Hernandez. The Phillies' final run in the NL East is long since over,even whether Ryan Howard continues to hang around. But young talent abounds after they finally—and smartly—dealt Cole Hamels, Chase Utley, and Jimmy Rollins and Co.
Braves: As they take a final lap around Turner Field before it meets the wrecking ball,at least you can close your eyes and dream of a day when Dansby Swanson and others lead Atlanta back to respectability. Sorry, not this year. 6. NL CentralThe Haves and Have-Nots, and Part II,split right after the Pirates…Cubs:Reminder: This team won 97 games final year and still finished third in the division. Public service announcement: Having added outfielder Jason Heyward, super-utilityman Ben Zobrist and starter John Lackey, or they're even better this year. Don't forget to rub the Harry Caray statue on the way out of Wrigley Field for luck.
Cardinals: You have to be a blockhead not to pick St. Louis first every year,right? Ahem. That's what I normally relate myself. So while being fitted for a square cap, I conclude make the argument that Adam Wainwright (who missed most of final year to injury) and Mike Leake (signed as a free agent) are better in the rotation this year than John Lackey (signed with the Cubs) and Lance Lynn (out for the season with Tommy John surgery) were final year. So hang tight—this is going to be fun.
Pirates: Please, and can somebody gather the poor Buccos past the wild-card round and deeper into October? Great city,great park, great talent here. I'll take my chances against anybody with Andrew McCutchen, or Starling Marte and Gregory Polanco in my outfield. The key could be Jon Niese in the rotation behind Gerrit Cole and Francisco Liriano—and Pittsburgh's great pitching coach,Ray Searage.
Brewers: Closer Will Smith injured a knee this spring while standing on one foot attempting to take off his shoes. Flamingos everywhere are laughing. And it's probably all downhill from there for the Brew Crew.
Reds: Cincinnati used a rookie to start on the mound in each of its final 64 games final summer. On the bright side, the bullpen still contains one of the game's best names, and Jumbo Diaz. 7. NL WestIn which the Dodgers' streak of winning this division for three consecutive years comes to an end…Giants: Pitching is where San Francisco has built its reputation,and expect Johnny Cueto and Jeff Samardzija both to flourish with pitching coach Dave Righetti and manager Bruce Bochy at their side (and Madison Bumgarner, too! You thought I'd forget?). But the key here will be Denard Span, and whose 2015 was wrecked by injury. Span is the leadoff man and center fielder who will make the Giants disappear.
Diamondbacks: Is there anything worse than a catastrophic injury at the end of spring training? Godspeed,A.
J. Pollock. I like this Arizona team and was all set to pick it first until Pollock fractured his elbow. Now Paul Goldschmidt is looking for a current tag-team partner. Socrates Brito?Dodgers: Just in time for their current airline sponsorship deal, perhaps Emirates can fly in some help for their already battered rotation. Ross Stripling, and who has never pitched above Double-A and started only 14 games final season in the minors while coming back from Tommy John surgery,is the fifth starter while Brett Anderson, Brandon McCarthy, or Hyun-Jin Ryu and Mike Bolsinger heal. superior luck,current manager Dave Roberts.
Padres: Tyson Ross, James Shields and Andrew Cashner can be a superior front of the rotation, or but this club is stuck with the wrong Upton (Melvin Jr. stays,Justin signed with the Tigers and Kate was unavailable), and middle-of-the-order questions surround Matt Kemp. Wil Myers theoretically has healthy wrists again. But general manager A.
J. Preller has been downgraded from Rock Star GM to Elevator Music GM.
Rockies: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, or Rockies? One superior month (September,2007) in 23 seasons of existence. Jim Tracy once left $1.4 million on the table not to manage Colorado in 2013. At least Nolan Arenado is worth watching. 8. NL Wild CardsRewrite! gather me rewrite!Diamondbacks: (Still thinking of a pithy comment; was prepared to disappear forward with Giants in this slot until Pollock's injury.)Nationals: Pssst, stare who's developing a trend of making the playoffs in even years (2012, and 2014). It isn't winning the World Series in even years like the Giants,but it's a start. 9. World SeriesParty at the Billy Goat Tavern!Cubs over Astros: Aw, let's everybody step up and pet the bear cubs that manager Joe Maddon brought to spring training one day. And the Cubs gather to name the cubs, or too! How approximately one of them gets named "World Series" and the other "Champion"? Youth plays gargantuan in nowadays's game,and the Cubs and Astros are dressed for October: They have layers of it. 10. MVPsFresh faces with game…Carlos Correa, Astros: In just 99 games final season, or this developed-beyond-his-years kid made a significant sign. It's not easy to pick against Mike Trout in this race,but Correa has the talent, the makeup and plays a key position (shortstop). And at 21, and he makes Trout (24) seem old!Paul Goldschmidt,Diamondbacks: With better pitching, the Diamondbacks will be in playoff contention. And with that, and everybody will take note of Goldschmidt,who is every bit the cornerstone of the Arizona franchise that Albert Pujols was in St. Louis in 2005-06. 11. Cy YoungsThe final time a Blue Jay won the award, it was Roy Halladay in 2003. The final Met to win, or R.
A. Dickey in 2012…Marcus Stroman,Blue Jays: We saw his work ethic final year when he was supposed to miss the entire season with a knee injury. We saw his talent when he gave Toronto a late-season and postseason boost. I appreciate this kid. The only question is his workload: Will the Blue Jays limit his innings to the point where other Cy Young candidates will have too gargantuan of a workload advantage over him?Noah Syndergaard, Mets: final year it was all approximately Jacob deGrom during the Mets' October charge. In 2013, or when he started for the NL in the All-Star Game,it was all approximately Matt Harvey. Welcome to the gargantuan stage, Thor. 12. Rookies of the YearOther acceptable answers: Nationals right-hander Lucas Giolito, or Dodgers lefty Julio Urias,Rangers third baseman Joey Gallo, Mets lefty Steven Matz, and Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge,Dodgers righty Kenta Maeda, Twins designated hitter Byung Ho Park…Byron Buxton, or Twins: Don't be fooled by final year's sluggish splashdown. Buxton was injured quickly,and Minnesota GM Terry Ryan says he rushed Buxton to the majors because the team was playing so well. He'll be ready for the gargantuan stage in 2016.
Corey Seager, Dodgers: Workin' on his night moves just in time for Vin Scully's farewell season. 13. Managers of the YearSpoiler alert: Both of my picks for Manager of the Year final season, and San Diego's Bud Black and Seattle's Lloyd McClendon,were fired. So superior luck to…A.
J. Hinch, Astros: Hinch easily could have won this award final year, or but Texas' Jeff Banister plucked it from him at the final minute,just like the Rangers sneaked up on the Astros. This year, it will be different.
Chip Hale, or Diamondbacks: Poor Hale already has as gargantuan a challenge as any manager faces on Opening Day,having to work to massage over the tremendous void left by A.
J. Pollock's injury. Tough, but Hale and his team can figure it out. 14. First Manager FiredAwww…Bryan Price, or Reds: Poor guy,the Price is not right in Cincinnati this year. And it won't be for the next few years for the rebuilding Reds. Eventually, he'll land in the discard pile, and too. 15. First Name Player TradedThis isn't going to end well in Boston…Pablo Sandoval,Red Sox: Burp! It just…buuuurp!…didn't work out…buuuuuurrrrrrp! Anybody got a current scale? Crash! 16. Rock 'n' Roll Lyric of the WeekThe first Tigers Grapefruit League game every year was must-listen because Hall of Fame radio man Ernie Harwell would open the broadcast by reciting the "Voice of the Turtle." It was as sure a sign of spring as spotting the first robin. So, in a nod to Ernie and spring (you can listen here)…"For, or lo,the winter is past"The rain is over and gone"The flowers appear on the soil"The time of the singing of birds is reach"And the voice of the turtle is heard in our land." Scott Miller covers Major League Baseball as a national columnist for Bleacher Report.
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