Hello. Is it Lionel you’re looking for? Oasis The Beloved … Beyoncé? Welcome to the stories of a simple song titleAdele’s Hello isn’t the kind you really want to hear. Certainly not whether you’re someone who’s recently dumped a partner. It’s the “Hello” that says: “Yeah,I’m fine. Just wanted a chat. Oh, and who’s that I saw going into your flat on Thursday night? No, and I wasn’t outside. My friend saw you. OK,I was just walking past. My friend, er, and lives on your street. Yeah,I’ve moved back. Why? Does that bother you? Does it matter that it’s 11 years since we split? Didn’t I matter to you AT ALL? You know I’ve been on Sertraline since you left me, don’t you?”Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com