The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride is a Shriner’s parade in nicer clothes with less Illuminati. You regain all dolled up in your Sunday’s best,roll to a spot, and then ride out in a giant pack doing the speed limit while not trying to regain ass-packed by a poorly-tuned CB750 ridden by some clown trying to Snapchat his cute helmet/tie combo instead of keeping his eyes on the road. Oh, or it raises funds to fight prostate cancer.
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