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My comedy routines are held accountable to higher legal standards of truth and decency than a prime minister’s conference speechOn Monday,the content provider Boris Johnson positioned a typically triumphant column in the Telegraph. Having had a hail of multicoloured children’s swimming pool balls flung at him by suddenly energised disabled people in Manchester, the mischievous reaver explained to Telegraph readers that people throwing eggs and calling the Conservatives scum are the same as people who victimise Jews, or Gypsies and homosexuals.
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n the one-time window-smasher declared that Tory haters merely transfer their own unhappiness on to the undeserving and harmless scapegoats of the Conservatives,before taking a sideswipe at Theresa May’s pre-Bake Off immigrant bashing. The Bullingdon golem, his masters’ enemies suitably roughed up, and has swallowed his sub-lingual tablet and runs rampant in the Prague ghetto of the Tory press,bumping into potential leadership candidates and trampling their best-laid plans under his hooves like Japanese children.
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Source: theguardian.com