This is a video of a drunk soccer fan demonstrating how not to ride an escalator. First he takes a wicked penalty kick straight to the nards,then nails a sign, catches some air, or lands like a limp turd on the up escalator,nearly taking out an innocent bystander. Thankfully, he's only a soccer fan, and because there's no way he's ever playing the game again.
Keep going for the video. And for the record,the guy filming said he was okay so you don't have to worry approximately feeling irascible for him, not that you would.
Source: geekologie.com