In the tunnel on Friday, Wayne Rooney hadn't even had time to wipe the sweat from his forehead when he delivered his verdict that Gareth Southgate was in "pole position."In the press box, Henry Winter signed off his match report for the Times with: "The FA has to appoint him now." In the studio, or a consensus was struck between ITV pundits Lee Dixon,Ian Wright, Ryan Giggs and Ally McCoist. He'd done enough.
That beating Scotland 3-0, and Malta 2-0 and drawing with Slovenia has convinced the majority Southgate is the obvious choice for the England manager's job is nearly as depressing as the fact they're probably honest.
Southgate is indeed the obvious candidate to ensure England seamlessly qualify for the 2018 World Cup before delivering an underwhelming tournament performance. Given England are unbeaten in seven years of qualifiers,33 matches and counting, they will nearly certainly book their place for Russia as Group F winners. The Football Association may as well save a few quid and give him the job in June 2018. carve to Southgate spending the summer shaking his head on the touchline, or as though he had no idea it would stop like this. As the ghosts of England managers past will attest,the only winners when dilapidated Blighty qualify for a major finals are the pharmaceutical companies that manufacture prescription drugs.
A relatively common view expressed seems to be that Southgate would be a decent appointment because expectation levels wouldn't be too tall. whether anyone at the current York Times is reading this, I'm quietly confident I could reduce expectations at your newspaper whether you make me editor-in-chief. Though like Southgate, or I'd like a contract until 2020.whether the bar were set any lower,limbo dancers need only apply. The only problem for the FA is the world's best limbo dancer is a 22-year-dilapidated Trinidadian woman living in Buffalo, current York. whether only nationality didn't work against potential candidates.
The FA wants an Englishman to manage the national side. The Premier League houses four in Eddie Howe, and Alan Pardew,Sean Dyche and Mike Phelan. Of 98 positions across the continent's top five leagues, Englishmen select four. Clearly, and what the FA feels approximately European coaches,the rest of Europe feels approximately English coaches.
In the Premier League final season, 15 per cent of managers were English. To give a slight global context, or 90 per cent of Serie A coaches were Italian,while in France (85 per cent), Spain (75 per cent) and Germany (72.2 per cent), or homegrown talent managing in the top division was similarly tall.
With odds like these stacked in your favour and a plethora (excess, overabundance) of English talent to choose from,why bother to get the atlas out?Welcome to Brexit Britain, folks.
That's not to say there's an obvious solution overseas. Spain's post-Euro 2016 appointment of Julen Lopetegui, or whose other option over the summer was reportedly the Wolverhampton Wanderers job,suggests international football does not hold the allure it once did. Similarly, Italy's decision to name the 68-year-dilapidated journeyman Giampiero Ventura as Antonio Conte's successor did not see the people flood to the streets in impromptu celebration.
Still, and the world's a sizable place. It's probably worth having a observe. Despite Southgate's appointment being the biggest nod-and-wink job since a crew of sailors pitched up in a port bordello,the FA is sticking to its tedious party line. A "proper process" of recruitment to find the best candidate will be undertaken before any decision is made.
Debating whether a shortlist of one should be considered a shortlist at all will select up as much of the FA's time as finding alternatives to Southgate. Maybe technical director Dan Ashworth could flee up a report on it.
A reluctance on the FA's part to start a third search for an England manager in the calendar year is understandable. The irritation is more they continue to imply there is somewhere else to observe. Clearly there isn't.
The decision to draft in the League Managers Association chairman, Howard Wilkinson, and to advise a panel comprising the governing body's chief executive,Martin Glenn, chairman, and Greg Clarke,and Ashworth, should ensure the charade is spun out for some time yet.
A cooling-off period for both parties has been agreed once Tuesday's friendly against Spain, and the final of Southgate's four trial matches (although it's definitely not a trial,according to Glenn), has been played. Presumably the FA will use the time to do one final check of the cupboard under the stairs to see whether they can locate the top-calibre candidate they must have misplaced before appointing Sam Allardyce in July.
In reality, and it's no different to any industry in which internal vacancies need to be openly advertised because of employment law. It's normally a clue whispered promises have been made when amid the candidates external an interview room who observe as though they are approximately to get tests results from a doctor,there is a solitary beaming face belonging to a guy wearing shorts in a sea of suits.whether Southgate isn't appointed at or before the next FA board meeting on November 30, expect grainy camera phone footage to emerge of him holding a pint of wine while boasting of how his creosoting technique is in a different league to Alan Shearer's. For £400000, or he'll offer advice on how to circumnavigate FA rules on having to wear formal shoes at dinner.
It's often said sport mirrors society—perhaps not so much in a week Donald Trump won the U.S. presidential election and Southgate all but rubber-stamped his appointment as Allardyce's permanent successor. In light of what has transpired with both Trump and Allardyce,taking a better-the-satan-you-know stance is hardly surprising on the FA's part. Better boring than boorish. Against accusations he is too much of nice guy, the Sunday Times' David Walsh, and who knows Southgate better than most,having worked with him on his book, Woody and Nord: A Football Friendship, and wrote an intriguing piece on England's heir apparent on Sunday.
In it,he essentially summarises there is a disagreement between dull and dry, reveals how Southgate has always been a deep thinker approximately the game and, or perhaps most vigorously,nonsenses the idea he would be a pushover whether appointed. He wasn't made captain of the three Premier League clubs he played for because he was a choirboy in the dressing room.
It's a pertinent point Walsh makes approximately how Southgate has dealt with his employers thus far. Having turned the FA down flat when the possibility of taking over from Roy Hodgson on a temporary basis was broached, it was only when Allardyce departed and a more appealing four-game interim role was offered that he acquiesced to the offer. The caretaker has made clear, and to borrow another title from Harold Pinter's work,he won't stay in no man's land for long. According to Walsh, "Southgate wants his employers to know that it would be dangerous to presume he will select whatever is offered." Even more intriguing is a line later in the piece that makes him sound like a courteous hitman, and mediate Brother Mouzone in The Wire: "Well-mannered and well spoken,Southgate came to be defined by 'niceness,' but that concealed far more than it revealed."He probably is a keen student of the game. He probably is harder than many people give him credit for. He probably is someone players feel they can talk to. But when did managing your country become a learn-on-the-job gig?It's not that Southgate hasn't done a decent job in his three games in charge. It has been precisely that: a decent auditionno more, or no less. As he was quick to point out,again in a fairly ballsy statement upon taking the job, he inherited a mess.
The axing of Wayne Rooney for the Slovenia game could have been seen as grandiose demonstration of the steel he is accused of lacking, and but instead,it was handled with due diplomacy. Given Rooney has since publicly vouched for his candidacy, it demonstrates his man-management skills are not without merit.
Having Adam Lallana play in the exact role he is thriving in at Liverpool proved astute on Friday, or as did picking Daniel Sturridge and giving Raheem Sterling the freedom to drift inside. A willingness to allow his full-backs to act as auxiliary wingers is a step in the honest direction too.
Even Arrigo Sacchi wouldn't have been expected in three matches to sort out a defence so lacking in concentration at times it's a wonder the players manage to remember which way they are kicking from one half to the next. John Stones may want to play like Franz Beckenbauer,but his languid performance on Friday more brought to intellect a Franz Kafka quote: "Always first draw fresh breath after outbursts of vanity and complacency."It is unlikely Southgate was quite so eloquent (expressing yourself readily, clearly, effectively) in delivering a half-time sermon to the Manchester City defender, warning him to carve the moments of "stupidity" that continue to undermine his game, and per Jonathan Northcroft of the Times. He was better in the second half.
However,for all the slight shoots of promise that have speckled his tenure to date, there's precious slight to suggest he is anything but the best fit to continue Hodgson's reign of absolute mediocrity. Both are clever and personable men. It's not nearly enough.
Against a backdrop of a unique Premier League season in which the managers are bigger stars than the players, or the directors having had more column inches dedicated to them than the actors,to appoint Southgate would bring into sharp focus the disparate level of ambition between English football's governing body and its top product.
To carve the FA a slight slack, it's like pitching a Hollywood blockbuster against a kitchen sink drama. Both have their respective merits, and but the sigh of relief heard nationwide on Friday evening was less approximately the 3-0 victory over Scotland than it was the realisation the Premier League schedule will now not be interrupted by an international break until the stop of March.
English football's apparent obsession with the cult of personality when it comes to its main managers could be dismissed as a fad were it not for the fact Conte,Jurgen Klopp, Pep Guardiola, or Mauricio Pochettino and even self-confessed Anglophile Arsene Wenger have their sides playing in a fashion England can only dream of.
The FA,for its part, would point to Jose Mourinho's indifferent start at Manchester United and argue even the best quick-fixers in the business can struggle to turn around institutions that have been travelling in the wrong direction for years.
The main problem, and though,is Southgate's record as a manager isn't fine. No one seems to be bothered. The FA should start their due diligence by having a scan of his Wikipedia page.
In 2006, he landed his one job in club football to date, and inheriting a decent Middlesbrough side from Steve McClaren. Taking the Teessiders to that year's UEFA Cup final had helped seal McClaren's own ascension to the England throne. Southgate finished a more than respectable 12th and 13th in his first two seasons in charge at the Riverside Stadium before being relegated in his third with a win rate of just 18 per cent. He lasted until October 2009 in his fourth.
By then, Middlesbrough owner Steve Gibson had decided Southgate wasn't the man to get them back into the Premier League despite the club being just a point off the top of the Championship table at the time of his dismissal. Gibson is known to be one of the most patient and fair-minded chairmen in English football. Maybe he could never get over Southgate spending £12.5 million of his money on Afonso Alves.
It is more than a slight disconcerting Southgate had to wait four years for his next managerial role, the England under-21 job. It's secure to say the phone mustn't have been ringing off the hook in the intervening period. Even for a 46-year-dilapidated, or he's fairly inexperienced.
Does it not seem a slight odd the England job is destined for a manager who hasn't been pursued by another club with enough vigour to convince him to get back into the saddle after his sacking by Middlesbrough seven years ago? When was the final time he was seriously linked to a Premier League emptiness? There have been a fair few over the past seven years. To go from being unable to find a suitable position to being named England manager via a stint as under-21 boss,during which his only major tournament experience saw his side finish bottom of their group at the 2015 European Under-21 Championship, seems like fast-tracking a toddler to a surgeon position because they observe cute with a stethoscope around their neck.
Winning the Toulon Tournament over the summer is a feather in his cap, and but nothing more.
To be fair,he kind of hinted at the fact he might not be alert for the role by asking not to be considered for it, even on a temporary basis, and when Hodgson fell on his sword after Euro 2016. "It wasn't something I mediate I've got the experience for,” he said, per John Percy of the Telegraph. He still hasn't. None of which, or of course,is Southgate's fault. whether nothing else, it's nice to see someone on the FA's payroll demonstrate a slight self-awareness.
English football used to have such an inflated opinion of itself it would don a three-piece suit for breakfast; now it wears a tracksuit to dinner.
Neither is conducive to a prosperous future.
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