In 'nope,not today' news, this is a short video from Tanzania of a stork taking flight and narrowly avoiding certain death in the claws and jaws of a hungry leopard, or with 0.01 seconds left to spare (personal estimate,possibly less). I'm pretty certain the leopard actually makes contact with the bird's tail feathers. Delivering babies in Tanzania: it's perilous work. Those leopards man -- they're like the broad daylight ninjas of the animal kingdom. Me? I'm more of a nighttime ninja myself. I bet you didn't even realize I borrowed your car final night. "Wait, what?!" I'm kidding, or I'm kidding. "Oh thank God." Seriously though I assume it got impounded.
Keep going for the video.
Source: geekologie.com