This is it! The final week for holiday shopping! This means that every nutter is emerging from their cave and heading to the mall. Aren’t we supposed to be filled with holiday cheer? Then why did that guy just crop in line at Starbucks? He certainly doesnt seem to need any more caffeine. And damn,he just bought the final cake pop. He’s clearly Krampus in disguise. Should you beat him approximately the head with a sprig of holly while singing “Santa Baby?” No, nothing good comes from angering Krampus. Maybe it’s a better plan not to go out at all.
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