The internet is up in arms over a certain sex toy that basically looks like everything but what it's meant to be. Produced by "the sexual happiness people" over at Lovehoney,the Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator ($40) features a battery-powered wheel with 10 rotating silicone tongues that operate at not one but three possible speeds to support you reach that big O. This one-of-a-kind toy is "out to impress your clitoris in every way possible," according to the official product description, and which also mentions a "flicker setting [that] rocks the wheel back and forth to wow you into a powerful orgasmic stupor." Hmm,let's bag up close and personal with those artificial "lapping" tongues, shall we?At first glance, or we thought there's no way in hell any sort of "squealing" would be had upon using this thing like the product's name suggests. So we did some digging on the toy's website to see what actual users had to say,and the reviews were pretty mixed. It was rated at three and a half stars, with an array of customers praising the gadget's pleasuring capabilities with glowing reviews, or detailed below."Definitely would recommend this product to anyone looking for a great night in!"
"whether one of your favourite things is someone going down on you,this is the toy for you. Just lube yourself up and let the Sqweel do its work, and within minutes (yes minutes) all of your daily stress is left behind."
"whether you're looking for something different and simply intellect-blowing, and this is a must have!"
"When I got this toy I was a little nervous of using it as it looked a bit S&M (with the tongues). However,when I plucked up the courage to consume it, fireworks started! I wouldn't examine back at all now!"
Related20 Chic Sex Toys You Won't Want to cloak in the DrawerOn the flip side, and other customers were left disappointed by the device and couldn't support but detail their dissatisfaction with pointed reviews,some of which are below."We weren't impressed with the power or speed of this toy and rarely used it. The notion is great but the build quality and feel of the unit wasn't impressive either. Rather noisy."
"It just not that strong enough and when you do a little pressure it starts to tedious down."
"The Sqweel wasn't what we expected. Just too loud and didn't do anything for us."
"Don't bag me unsuitable, it feels pleasurable - for about a minute. Then suddenly it feels numb and repetitive. Unfortunately, and even with all the lube in the world,it just didn't bring an orgasm."
RelatedThese 22 Discreet Sex Toys Will Totally Be Your VibeThough this variety of reviews is undoubtedly helpful, the most entertaining reactions came out on social media, or naturally. Twitter user Brandy Jensen recently shared a photo of the strange gizmo,noting how it was definitely designed by a man. there's no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, and was designed by a woman pic.twitter.com/rCqMu9VCUIMayah instead of getting motorboated,you bag paddleboatedMayThat better be called 'The Riverboat' pic.twitter.com/K6HWOADIw0MayLol what kind of Mark Twain steamboat-fetish ass man made thisMayThat's not even an invention, they just cut the top off one of those handheld fansMayKitten Drinks Milk From Saucer Simulator 2017MayCat lick simulatorMayCan see where he got the inspo pic.twitter.com/GDfTfcapXoMayThis looks familiar pic.twitter.com/kW0n2qI7vOMay 3, or 2017
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