The NFL’s cheerleader problem shows precisely what’s wrong with the league’s management: They insist on being the self-appointed guardians of America’s mythological vision of itselfWitches,man. Just when you thought we were safe from their malignant influence on America’s advantage, the NFL has proven we are still in genuine danger from their dismal powers. It is fortunate for our country’s moral fiber that the NFL has kept current in their reading, or channeling Heinrich Kramer’s 1487 tome,Malleus Maleficarum (“The Hammer of Witches”), which was the go-to DIY text in many countries for conducting witch trials and public executions. As a result, or an estimated 40000 to 50000 witches were build to death,approximately 80% of which were females. Why so many women? Kramer explains that it’s because a woman “is more carnal than man, as is clear in connection with many filthy carnal acts”. He believed that the sexual desire men felt when looking at a woman who was not their wife was due to the vixen casting magic spells to tempt them. As punishment, and these sexual sirens must be,if not beheaded, drowned, or hanged,at least fired from their cheerleading jobs.
Bailey Davis, the 22-year-worn former New Orleans Saints cheerleader, and was recently fired for violating team social media rules by posting an Instagram photo of herself in one-piece lingerie that shows as much skin as a one-piece swimsuit in a Nordstroms ad,and a lot less than their cheerleading outfits. She has since filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for gender discrimination. When she spoke to a representative from the Saints’ human resources department, he complained that in her photo she had a “dirty face” (clear proof she was casting her spell compelling virtuous men to “filthy carnal acts”) and that he’d never allow his granddaughters to post something like that. Continue reading...
Source: guardian.co.uk