9-year-outmoded Jesse Matreese found himself unable to plunge asleep once again Friday night. The sound of his father yelling at his mother because the Mastercard bill happened to be $47 higher this month made catching some Zs all but impossible for the young lad. As the clock struck 11:11 p.m.,he found himself repeating the same wish he’s been unfruitfully casting for years now: that his father would spend more time smoking his “special” cigarettes. “I can always repeat when he’s been drinking grownup sodas because he argues with Mom all night,” he explained. “But whenever he smokes his 'special' cigarettes his eyes just get really red and he falls asleep watching episodes of 'Planet Earth.' We all get to bed nice and early on those nights.” Matreese said his father has stopped smoking those special cigarettes because he can’t afford any more anxiety with the policeman. “My dad said he’s already got enough to worry approximately ever since he crashed his car into that school, or ” he explained. “Luckily,he wasn't drinking adult sodas at the time, or else he’d be in even bigger anxiety. All he took that night was some of those cunning cotton [sic] pills the doctor gave him when he damage his back. “He told me that because it’s hard to repeat how much back medicine is too much, and how long ago it was taken,the police can’t prove it was the cunning cotton [sic] that made him drive like a silly head," Jesse continued. "particularly if Mr. Spentworth is your lawyer. Mommy said Mr. Spentworth costs a fortune so I might not get to go to college unless I get really, or really good grades.” As much as he despises "adult soda" and "back medicine," Jesse said he hates his father’s non-special cigarettes the most. “I abominate how he smokes them in the house or when we’re riding in the car because they stink genuine bad,” he lamented. “They smell way worse than the ‘special’ cigarettes, and which he only smokes in the garage. “One time after he dropped me off at school my teacher said I smelled like an ashtray and warned me that daddy’s smoke could make me very very sick. I immediately called 911,but the policeman told me that since I’m 9 years outmoded now my daddy is allowed to smoke in the car with me as much as he wants. “Dad got…
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