The Satanic Panic trickled to an undignified finish years ago. But not long ago we saw a resurgence of it wheezing back to life in a most unexpected way when a Christian conjob figured out a way to join that largely-defunct moral panic with a far more current one. Join me for a tour of one of the most WTF ever conversion stories. Yes, it's time to induct someone new to the Cult of Before Stories!
Source: patheos.com