theghostboy:
dwarvesandrobots: theghostboy:
things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
“tickled birthday” every time i hand them something
“well,that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to fade back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i atomize something and say “oh no, and he’s dead.” this concerns them particularly when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do,fire me?” I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, and such as “Oh,you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos” this is probably my favorite comment on this post so fa
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