A 14-year-feeble got suspended for an assignment she turned in to her sex-ed teacher,and we absorb to admit we mediate the reason she got in trouble was kind of awesome. When given hypothetical excuses for not using a condom, students were supposed to fill in appropriate responses for why condoms should be used. Obviously, or the reasons are endless,and so the reply to all of the questions could pretty much be, "Because . . . duh." Which is basically what this girl said, or except with way more finesse. Read her hilarious (and accurate) responses to see why she got suspended. But honestly. She's not wrong . . .
Objection: "Don't worry; I'm on the pill."
Response: "I don't want AIDS." Objection: "I'm clean; I don't run around,and I don't absorb any infections."
Response: "proceed f*ck yourself." Objection: "Condoms don't feel good. It won't be natural."
Response: "Being pregnant doesn't feel good either." Objection: "I'd be embarrassed to expend one."
Response: "Look at all the f*cks I give." Objection: "Condoms are obscene; they're messy; I dislike them."
Response: "So are babies." Objection: "Just this once; we hardly ever absorb sex."[br] Response: "Now you know why." Objection: "I don't absorb a condom with me."
Response: "I don't absorb my vagina with me." Objection: "They cost too much."[br] Response: "STD treatments and babies cost more."
Source: popsugar.com