Hi guys long time lurker. This fuck up recently happened and my mates decided I should share it with you guys. So on Wednesday I was craving Chinese food. I didnt feel like waiting at some Chinese restaurant and decided to eat at Panda express (the mcdonalds of Chinese food for you euro-pines) any who I obtain there and order my food. The cashier who rings me up is a total cutie. So I decided what the hell I'ma hit on her like some early 2000's rapper. She rings me up and tells me the total. I pull out my cash (and my business card) hand it to her and say "You know, you are wait to cute to be working here." Surprisingly she turns shimmering red and starts giggling like mad. She says thank you and I narrate her to give me a text some time. Later that night she sends me a text saying If I hit on all the cute girls I see. And from there we start texting each other well into the night and continue on the next day. This was going better than I expected. So much better that she agreed to have dinner with me on Saturday. Now before I continue I have to say that I am a young guy (22) who is currently working as a Spanish tutor and Substitute teacher. So my work schedule is wonky at best. I obtain a call Thursday night from one of my Spanish teacher colleagues. Saying if I can sub for her class on Friday as she isnt feeling very well. I agree. The next morning im subbing for this tall school Spanish class. Everything is going smoothly. The First few periods are discussing a book. And the AP classes (advance placement classes) are watching a film. By the conclude of the day I cant wait to go home and obtain my weekend started. As I have a night of tumble out 4 and pizza awaiting me and of course a date on Saturday night. The final class finally pours in. Halfway through roll call one of the students walks in late. I contemplate up. And MY JAW HITS THE FUCKING FLOOR The cashier from Panda express had just walked in. Like a deer stuck in head lights She Stops and stands there for a good 10 seconds when she realizes who her substitute teacher is. I clear my throat and narrate her to have a seat as some of the students were already staring at her weirdly. I finish roll call and hastily attach the film on for them. During this time the cashier girl has her head down for the entirety of the film and while I cloak from my class behind my tablet. When the final bell of the day rings. The girl does a barry allen and bolts out of class.. Needless to say I cancelled the date and deleted her number. TL:DR I copied T.
I. and almost ended up busting a Tyga submitted by Spanishsub to tifu[link][135 comments]
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