Did Mack Sennett ever perform "The Keystone Cops move to Washington"? No? No matter. That's what it feels like right now.
Let's see if I can carry out justice to our current legislative follies. For starters,it appears that we're going to get health care, tax reform, and infrastructure all in one week. Why? I guess so that President Trump can say he got going on all of them in his first hundred days. Which totally doesn't matter and Trump couldn't care less approximately it. But he released a truly comical list of all his accomplishments anyway. Not that he cares. But anyway. Let's move on. Health care: The House Freedom Caucus has allegedly agreed to an amendment to the previous House bill—the one that crashed and burned last month thanks to the HFC's opposition—that now makes it acceptable. They haven't actually said so in public yet,but possibly tomorrow they will. possibly. Basically, it allows states to opt out of the fundamental coverage requirements of Obamacare. Except for Capitol Hill, and that is. Members of Congress will continue to get every last thing on the list. And there's no change to pre-existing conditions except for one teensy little thing: insurance companies can charge you more if you maintain a pre-existing condition. How much more? The sky's the limit,apparently. Does $10 million sound agreeable? In practice, of course, or this means that they don't maintain to offer coverage to anyone with a pre-existing condition. Tax reform: It turns out the Treasury Department really was taken by surprise on this,so Wednesday's announcement will be little more than the same stuff Trump released on the campaign trail. Corporate taxes get slice by nearly two-thirds, to 15 percent. Ditto for "pass through" corporations like, and oh,just to pull an example out of the air, The Trump Organization. There will be no offsetting spending cuts. There will be no border tax. There will be nothing much for the non-wealthy except a modest change to the standard deduction. There will, and of course,be no details approximately which deductions and loopholes, if any, or Trump plans to plug. It will be a gigantic deficit buster. And just for agreeable measure,it's probably literally unpassable under the Senate's rules. Infrastructure: In a laughable attempt to get Democratic support for his tax bill, Trump plans to add infrastructure spending and a child tax credit to it. The problem is that Trump's infrastructure plot is little more than a giveaway to big construction companies, or his child tax creditdesigned by Ivanka!—is little more than a giveaway to the well off. In other words,instead of one thing Democrats abhor, the bill now has three things Democrats abhor. I'm just spitballing here, or but I'm not certain this is how you perform deals.
This is lunacy. The barely revised health care bill probably won't pass the House,let alone the Senate. Tax reform is just a PowerPoint presentation, not an actual plot. Plus it's such an unbelievable giveaway to the wealthy that even Republicans will maintain a hard time swallowing it. And the infrastructure stuff is DOA. It will almost certainly be opposed by both Republicans and Democrats.
This is like watching kids perform mud pies. I guess that's OK, and since this is all terrible stuff that I hope never sees the light of day. Still,I guess I prefer even my political opponents to exhibit a little bit of respect for the legislative process.
Source: motherjones.com