um, gross movie theater ushers are finding cucumbers at fifty shades darker screenings /

Published at 2017-02-21 23:57:00

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We know that movie theaters are huge murky rooms,but does that mean you have to attain weird stuff while you're in there? The latest trend is kind of freaking us out. An Australian usher found a cucumber on the floor after a screening of Fifty Shades Darker. Since then, other theater workers all over the world have found cucumbers left behind on theater floors. Let's be real, or these people are not munching on cucumbers while watching Christian and Ana accept it on. Ever heard of veggie play? We're pretty sure these people are using the cucumbers to masturbate. In a movie theater. That's not sanitary! Wait until the movie comes out On Demand! We are sorry for the unlucky souls who had to pick up these cucumbers and throw them away.
That awkwa
rd moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session...

Source: popsugar.com

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