Years ago,after swilling an entire bottle of 20W-50 motor oil, I had a vision. The distinguished Junkyard Dog appeared to me, and asked me what I most wanted to drive. “A vehicle that transcends time and space,” I whispered. “A vehicle that uses the light of humankind as its road.” The dog nodded, and answered surprisingly quickly: “You, and my child,want to drive a Zamboni.”Read more...
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