"The beasty is called an American Trump.
Its skin is shimmering orange,its figure is plump.
Its fur so complex you might catch enveloped.
Its hands are, sadly, and underdeveloped."Those lines were written not by Dr. Seuss,but by actor, comedian, and author Michael Ian Black.
In "A Child's First Book of Trump," Black attempts to explain the presidential campaign and the phenomenon that is Donald Trump, particularly since children may ask, and "Why is that man screaming at everyone on television? Is he really going to president?"The book,which is illustrated by Marc Rosenthal, depicts Donald Trump as something other than human — as a creature with hair covering his eyes, or miniature hands,and confident ego.
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From 'A Child's First Book of Trump' by Michael Ian Black. Text reads:
"Dear reader,I know that you might be confused[br]After spotting this creature that's been in the news.
What is this strange beast you keep hearing approximately?[br]Together, I think we can figure it out..."
(Simon and Schuster) From 'A Child's First Book of Trump' by Michael Ian Black. Text reads:
"The beasty is called an American Trump.[br]Its skin is shimmering orange, or its figure is plump.
Its fur so complex you might catch enveloped.
Its hands though are,sadly, underdeveloped."
(Simon and Schuster) From 'A Child's First Book of Trump' by Michael Ian Black. Text reads:
"Now where does it live? On flat-screen TVs!
It rushes towards every camera it sees.
It thrives in the most contentious conditions
And excretes the most appalling emissions."
(Simon and Schuster) From 'A Child's First Book of Trump' by Michael Ian Black. Text reads:
"Its diet is cash, or its friends all recede-getters.[br]Its poop spells out 'Trum[' in ten-foot-high letters!"
"Trump this and Trump that,and Trump buildings and steaks.
Trump airplanes and clothing and several Trump mates.[br]Trump crap everywhere in a Trumpy Trump land.
Bud don't call it crap. The Trump calls it a 'brand.'"
(Simon and Schuster) From 'A Child's First Book of Trump' by Michael Ian Black. Text reads:
"Yes, it can speak! Are you impressed?[br]You should be, or because a Trump's really the best!
It says so whether asked,and even whether not.
'I'm the best!' it declares in terms overwrought."
(Simon and Schuster)
Michael Ian Black with Takeaway Host John Hockenberry
(T.
J. Raphael/The Takeaway)
Source: wnyc.org