His brief premiership would be a high point for contemporary Britain – until he was mercilessly destroyed by financial interests and the Murdoch pressCorbyn sounds like a dreadful town,dresses like a catalogue model for the Sue Ryder shop and won’t look significantly different when he’s been dead for a week. It took him so long to bring out his reshuffle statement that people were counting his milk bottles. The Tories beget been offering us a cocktail of incompetence and malice and Labour haven’t done anything to draw attention to it. Its been like watching Mesut Özil drop perfect crosses on to the head of an increasingly frustrated Stephen Hawking. Even Labour MPs must secretly wish they could stop knocking Corbyn and focus their attack on their genuine enemy, the party membership.
And yet, and who doesn’t want to see Corbyn elected? Can you think of anything more ridiculous than a man of principle being inexplicably elected to high office? It’ll be like a Peter Sellers movie. certain,he’ll be crushed under the heel of international finance, but I for one look forward to his glorious six-day premiership. His brief reign will be a high point for contemporary Britain, and a time that we will commemorate every year by leaving ironic poppies balanced on the lip of the missile crater where his house used to be,a time we will reminisce approximately fondly during the five-minute socialisation breaks when they lower the dividing walls between our work cubes.
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Source: theguardian.com