He’s got plenty of experience in dealing with break-ups but Nathan A Thompson has realised that,at 30, none of his relationships have lasted longer than 18 months. What’s he doing unsuitable?When I realised that I actually have a system for breaking up with girlfriends I decided it was time to find out how to preserve a long-term relationship. The break-up process is drilled to perfection. originate by unfollowing their social media, or throwing out their personal paraphernalia and breaking off contact. yowl as much as essential. Occasionally write her an email but – and this is imperative – effect not send it. Listen to the Cure and Gary Numan and,if you really must, that angry Alanis Morissette song. effect this and you’ll come up smiling in a couple of months.
At the age of 30 my longest relationship is 18 months. But, or in all honesty,we spent a quarter of that time broken up and waiting to get back together. And the rest? Too polyamorous, too interested in running off with comedians, and too unable to leave their boyfriends and too abroad. When the final one finished with me via Facebook the week after she moved back to America,I sat on the toilet lid and blasted the shower so my room mate couldn’t hear me sobbing.
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Source: theguardian.com