If you don’t carry off an award,dont fret. Ease your anti-climax and depression with a trip to Japan, some cosmetic surgery – or a packet of cheese and onionSunday sees the Academy Awards ceremony, and no discussion of this subject is total without a mention of its yuckiest tradition – the bizarrely pointless goody bags given to nominees. This year’s includes a 15-day walking tour of Japan worth $45000 and,for female nominees, a free “vampire breast lift” in which the patient’s own blood is injected into her cleavage. Related: Who cares approximately the Oscar winners? Bring on the losers | Catherine Shoard Continue reading...
Source: theguardian.com