‘Mais non! I have just noticed that I have yet again failed to get dressed – all I am wearing is stockings!’Hallo,my darlings. You’ve heard it all before. Downplay the eye makeup whether lips are bold and red. Or play up the eyes and hold the lips nude. Nude? I say: “Never!” Your lips should be blood-red and your hair should flick at will. Comme ça. Here is a picture of me and my pussy. Oooh, you naughty people! Sometime a cat is just a cat.
I am a sucker for beauty. It’s what gets me up each dawn. A life graceful is the ultimate joie de vivre. I have nothing to hide. That’s why I spend so much of my life undressed. You can’t buy my kind of glamour. Though you have just tried to. Here is a picture of me that will leave you wondering whether I’ve gone the whole Hollywood or whether the photo has been airbrushed.
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Source: theguardian.com